"The spirit of Christmas lives in all of us. Just like baby aliens."
"We’re bangin’ aliens tonight, cause we’re sad and lonely. We’re bangin’ aliens tonight, cause I’m a little bit hornnyy."
— Workaholics: Adam & Karl, HQ
Never want to go to sleep. Always afraid I’ll miss something.
Guess I’ll pop another bottle.
"You can’t hold on to anything for longer than it is happening."
— Please Don’t Kill the Freshman by Zoe Trope
"Face down, ass up, that’s the way we like to camp."
— Workaholics
"Every custom was once an eccentricity; every idea was once an absurdity."
— Holbrook Jackson
"The ablest man I ever met is the man you think you are."
— Franklin Delano Roosevelt
"Regardless of what anybody believes who hates me,
you ain’t gonna make or break me. :)"
you ain’t gonna make or break me. :)"
"While you like walkin’ around looking like a Dorito,
I will enjoy,
that much more,
being white."
I will enjoy,
that much more,
being white."
— Amelia Diane
I’d marry the crap out of this guy’s voice.
