kris7490 asked: Do you think that certain things happen for a reason?

ABSOLUTELY.

Vagiolence

Vagina violence

So many dingleberries in these world.

Jimmi Wayne Rice

“Girls are trickin troops on the internet”

Charlie

Home is where the hardest.

- Michael Scott

You can always tell when he’s been in the house

 the toilet seat is left up and the cats pregnant.

"It’s only Thursday, but we’re gonna get drunk like it’s Friday."

— Adam