kris7490 said: Do you think that certain things happen for a reason?


If you ever have a really bad headache, just take acid.

A game of Bioshock anyone?

A game of Bioshock anyone?

ADAM: “The thing about Ders is… he’s supposed to die tonight.  I’m on a real spiritual high right now, brother.  Real high.  It’s the prophecy.  It was foretold, like, a 1,000 years before dinosaurs.”

BLAKE: “And as cool as that sounds, how awesome would it be, to deny the prophecy.”

ADAM: “Let’s do it for the dinosaurs.”

Michael: “It’s like a girl says she’ll make out with you, but then her boyfriend is waiting around the corner with a pee-filled balloon.”

Pam: “We can’t help you if you don’t just tell us what happened.”

Michael: “I got hit in the face with a pee-filled water balloon, Pam, okay?  I don’t know how they did it.  They filled the balloon with pee.  A funnel.  I don’t know.  Is that clear enough for you?”

"I forgot to do that because I was eating fruit loops."

— Adam

"You can’t hold on to anything for longer than it is happening."

Please Don’t Kill the Freshman by Zoe Trope